If we had the money, Chris and I would buy the house next door and open a Bed and Breakfast. Here's what your breakfast might look like at our B&B:
Of course, we'd probably give you something to drink! And I'd have a decent camera in this fantasy world that wouldn't care that it's a gloomy and dark day. On the menu: homefries with herbed sour cream, fresh fruit, and individual egg and cheese casseroles.
Now I've got an urge to go put a chocolate on my pillow.